hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
You’re not in love with me, not really, you just love the way I always made you feel. Like you were the centre of my world. Because you were. I would have done anything for you.
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
I’m either sad or sexually frustrated 24/7 and neither of those are cool.
Japanese farmer creates the world’s first heart-shaped watermelon
i want to date a tall boy with brown hair that brings me pizza and a movie when im alone and picks me up in his car and just takes a ride through the countryside and takes silly pictures with me and kisses me a lot and doesn’t mind that 78% of the time im really stupid and embarrassing and look like shit